{"product_id":"reusable-reversible-biodegradable-bowl-cover-copy","title":"Reusable Un-Paper Towels","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTheJRuthCo Un-Paper Towels\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eAbsorb chaos. Exude eco-brilliance.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eYOU. Yes, you. The spiller of sauces. The dribbler of coffee. The crumber of all that is clean. You need a hero—and baby, this is it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eIntroducing: \u003cb\u003eUN-PAPER TOWELS\u003c\/b\u003e – the reusable, washable, eco-friendly kitchen towels that are here to ruin your relationship with paper towels forever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eNot your grandma’s linens. Not your mom’s sad roll of disposable guilt. These are reusable, rollable, washable rectangles of fabric rebellion. Perfect for your \u003cb\u003ezero-waste lifestyle\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003esustainable home\u003c\/b\u003e, or chaotic apartment that \u003ci\u003ewants\u003c\/i\u003e to be sustainable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eTwo sizes, because sometimes life’s a drizzle and sometimes it’s a tsunami:\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌀\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eHalf Size (10” x 7”)\u003c\/b\u003e – For dainty disasters and existential tears.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🌀\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cb\u003eFull Size (10” x 14”)\u003c\/b\u003e – For when the blender lid \u003ci\u003ebetrays\u003c\/i\u003e you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eMade with love and sarcasm, these cloth towels are absorbent, reusable, and fit \u003cb\u003estandard paper towel holders\u003c\/b\u003e. Roll them up like it’s still 1997 and you don’t care about the planet. Except now you \u003ci\u003edo\u003c\/i\u003e—because you're emotionally evolved.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003eEach towel is \u003cb\u003ehandmade\u003c\/b\u003e by me, a solo maker operating on \u003cb\u003ecaffeine, stubbornness, and an unholy amount of fabric scraps\u003c\/b\u003e. They are not perfect. Neither are you. That’s what makes this beautiful. Perfect for gifting (or hoarding).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eCARE INSTRUCTIONS:\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash like the responsible adult you’re pretending to be. Cold or warm—dealer’s choice. Tumble dry or air dry while you contemplate your life choices. Don’t bleach unless you like drama. They'll get softer, sassier, and more absorbent over time—just like your favorite grandma and unlike your ex. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eSave the planet. Make a mess. Repeat forever.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003ePerfect for your \u003cb\u003eeco-friendly kitchen\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003ereusable home goods collection\u003c\/b\u003e, or \u003cb\u003elow-waste cleaning routine\u003c\/b\u003e. Whether you’re wiping counters, baby faces, or tears of late-stage capitalism, they’re here for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e🧵\u003c\/span\u003e Handmade with Love (and Caffeine) – Shipping Disclaimer:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003ePlease note that all un-paper towels are handmade to order by a single human (that’s me \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e👋\u003c\/span\u003e), fueled by coffee and sheer determination. Because of this, shipping times may vary depending on order volume, fabric availability, and the occasional emotional support snack break. I promise your eco-friendly chaos-absorbers are worth the wait!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eThanks for your patience and support of handmade goodness \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Emoji';\"\u003e💛\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol',sans-serif; mso-bidi-font-family: 'Segoe UI Symbol';\"\u003e❤\u003c\/span\u003e︎ RETURN POLICY: Due to our items being made to order, we do not accept returns or exchanges. But if you have any problems with your order, please reach out to us so we can rectify the situation immediately.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003eTags:\u003c\/b\u003e unpaper towels, reusable paper towels, washable paper towels, eco friendly kitchen towels, sustainable home essentials, handmade cleaning cloths, zero waste living, reusable kitchen wipes, cloth paper towel alternative, handmade by TheJRuthCo\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"TheJRuthCo Custom Creations","offers":[{"title":"(6) 10\" x 7\"","offer_id":45558824763569,"sku":null,"price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"(6) 10\" x 14\"","offer_id":45558824796337,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"(12) 10\" x 7\"","offer_id":45558824829105,"sku":null,"price":22.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"(12) 10\" x 14\"","offer_id":45558824861873,"sku":null,"price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0702\/3489\/8609\/files\/IMG_8721.jpg?v=1747926815","url":"https:\/\/www.thejruthco.com\/products\/reusable-reversible-biodegradable-bowl-cover-copy","provider":"TheJRuthCo Custom Creations","version":"1.0","type":"link"}